My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the child immigration debate. And stick around for his extended interview with Hillary Clinton.
you should want a bad street like this
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
“ If you’ve ever sat next to someone on a plane who used your every move as an invitation to talk to you, congratulations: you now know what it’s like to be a woman.