You’re one of those acapella girls, I’m one of those acapella boys, and we’re gonna have aca-children. It’s inevitable.
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
"Crime’s the disease… meet the cure! Okay, not the cure: more like a topical ointment that reduces swelling and itch." (x)
So I guess I started a blog
So this happened
Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks
every time I see this it gets reblogged