A cartoon by Corey Pandolph. For more cartoons from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/1isIyQl
Christmas Book Tree, Newcastle, England
photo via landy
when a black cat crosses your path…
fandoms are so embarrassing
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
i just slammed my fists on the table
hbgjvzdbrfghjzbd i really really want one
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
well i’ve been afraid of changing
This is what I do every morning.
You would not believe how much my flexibility has improved - I can now do the forward fold with my palms flat on the floor.
If you have more time you can hold each pose for 20 or 30 seconds.
Make him feel like a piece of meat: “It’s a huge turn-on to hear a woman objectify me,” 30-year-old Christopher says. “It seems simple, but it’s so powerful.” Take his words to heart and don’t be afraid to tell your guy everything you like about his body or what he does that drives you crazy. He’ll be obsessed.
That’s not what objectification means. That’s not making him feel like a piece of meat. That’s just sexual compliments. Yeah, sure, it’s easy to say “I don’t know what those ladies are complaining about, you can objectify me anytime” if you think it means your girlfriend tells you you have sexy abs.
Objectification is focusing on a person’s usefulness to you with total disregard for their desires. In the context of compliments, it’s not saying “You turn me on.” It’s saying “You turn me on, and whether you want to turn me on is utterly irrelevant.”
Saying “nice ass” to a person who’s deliberately wiggling their ass at you is a compliment; saying “nice ass” to a person who’s just walking by is objectification. “I want to sleep with her” is expressing desire; “I’d hit it” is objectification. “You’re sexy” is nice to say on a date because it’s a compliment; “you’re sexy” is hideously undermining to say at a business meeting because it’s objectification.
Jesus. Get in me.
talk dirty to me lol
My roommate’s boyfriend is significantly older than us
so he obviously doesn’t know about Disney channel original movies
and she decided it was a CRIME he’d never seen Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
so the other night she proceeded to serenade him with the entirety of “Supernova Girl” when they were out to dinner