I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.
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CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT
YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST
So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?
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I said “I love you” to this stranger’s dog because I lack boundaries (at West Village)
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I miss this dude also here’s some evidence that I’ve had bags under my eyes since birth #tbt
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